Can we just take a moment to salivate over what i'm about to type?
"Man Banned From Love Nest for Loud Sex"
One more time.
"Man Banned From Love Nest for Loud Sex"
Take it all in everyone, take it all in.
WAS THAT NOT THE MOST DISTURBING THING IN THE WORLD?

LONDON (Aug. 14) - A British man has been banned from visiting his girlfriend's home after ( Read more... )